for the office or the living room or the bedroom or wherever you want it. earlier this year you mentioned cracker barrel rocking chairs and this bad boy is not that but i hope your dope new rocker gets the job done and, hey, now your transformation into a tenured 20th century lit professor is finally complete!
grabbed these when i was in boston a few months ago and could barely hold myself back from giving them to you immediately after getting home. they don't make frasier boxers, i asked :(
yes, this is a throw blanket with an enormous photo of your children on it. yes, the photo is from a beach day this summer. yes, tre's ear is turned inside out and elaine benes would be mad at us for not fixing it before taking the picture. no, i don't know if that's sand or shit on mia's nose. enjoy and for fuck's sake, stay warm.
this is the dumbest thing i've ever spent money on and i once donated $500 to tommy wiseau.
remember all the times we talked about going to greece? remember all the times we were like "nah, not now, we can go another time"? well, it turns out the national is playing in athens on june 14th and it turns out i got us tickets and it turns out i talked to matt and he wants to get dinner before the show. we'll be there the 10th-15th. think of this as a continuation of your anniversary gift. you don't have plans, do you?