new york city travel guide, swiped from the front desk at city hall where that very disinterested woman asked us to sign ourselves over to each other. best day of my life.

first trip together. remember how crazy that seemed?

picture taken in your old apartment, the morning after your last show at radio city


tre and mia's first collars

hey, did you know we didn't already own this?

an artist's rendering of us dancing in carla's cabana

remember thiago? i asked max if i could borrow him and max said, "I STILL HAVE THAT THING?" i made him search for a whiiiiile. also, i don't think he wants the poor guy back, weirdly.

replica of the first set of keys i ever gave you, right after you started staying in the guest room. the keychain was free!

some things speak for themselves

can you fucking believe vegas doesn't have cher postcards?

it's a stuffed pigeon.

you, john mulaney-kroll, are now the proud owner of a signed photo of james spader as raymond "red" reddington. we have him to thank for a lot so display it accordingly.

a few days before last year's spirit awards. i'd already fallen in love with you but i didn't have it in me to say it yet.

you know what's funny? everyone thinks their honeymoon was the best but ours actually was

VARIOUS STUBS, TICKETS, AND LOOSE PAPERS. SOME INCLUDED:
- san francisco MOMA pass
- the national (hollywood bowl, hollywood palladium) tickets
- cher in las vegas ticket
- the cher show on broadway ticket
- steely dan (colorado and nyc) tickets
- pete and val's wedding invitation
- bodega receipt (purchased: take 5, grapefruit seltzer, toilet paper)
- 2018 emmys ticket
- before sunset at nitehawk cinemas ticket
- phantom thread ticket
- SNL talent badge (host: john mulaney, musical guest: jack white)
- kevin james on long island ticket
- receipt from tre's vet visit in chicago
- receipt from mia's vet visit in rye
- velvet underground experience pass
- buenos aires evita museum pass
- ryan the realtor's business card

okay so i fully printed this picture off of the internet for effect but still, pack your bags, we're gettin' on outta here for a minute.

goddammit, i love you. happy anniversary, baby.